The Nautical Polo

The Nautical Polo


The Nautical Polo's seaworthy styling is the perfect piece of kit when rubbing noses with Russian billionaires and their hot Eastern European wives…. or husbands. Also rather suitable on the mountain.


  • Tailored fit
  • Thumb holes
  • Embroidered logo
  • Uni Sex
  • 100% breathable cotton
  • Suitable for on mountain use

Possible Side Effects:

  • Down payment on Super Yacht...
  • ...Shortly followed by bankruptcy
  • Increased sexuality
  • A career in modelling 

Washing Instructions:

  • Cold wash less than 30 degrees.
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